Talasalitaan - Very Funny! Guaranteed!
If you are not a Filipino you might be wondering what the word “Talasalitaan” means. Talasalitaan is a Filipino word for “vocabulary”. Talasalitaan used to be taught in Philippine schools as the english counterpart of “vocabulary words”.
I listed a couple of words below from the Talasalitaan
(Disclaimer: You have to be a Filipino who understands Filipino/Tagalog to be able to appreciate this Talasalitaan)
Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
Devastation - sakayan ng bus
Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
Tissue - Ikaw nga!
Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
Dedicated - Pinatay ang pusa
Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Deduct - Ang pato
Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
I got hold of this talasalitaan when I chanced upon the Spammed - Funny Annecdotes Jokes and Humor blog. Kudos to The Jester for the effort in reviving this classic funny talasalitaan. I really had a good laugh and enjoyed it. Thanks! 
Check out the complete Talasalitaan
February 14th, 2006 at 07:11:34 PM
hehehe
very funny, i really enjoy it, i wish you add more though. Tnx! 
February 13th, 2007 at 08:40:22 PM
KALOKOHAN!!!!! wala bang maayos-ayos!!! pero ngenjoy aq konti ah!!! hehehe!!
July 2nd, 2007 at 09:00:09 PM
kalokohan met datta wats wrong with you people… you really underestimate the power of our language ang ating wika!!!!!!
July 2nd, 2007 at 09:07:13 PM
Easy guys!
Don’t take these things seriously. This was meant to cheer us up. Peace!
August 14th, 2007 at 08:25:18 PM
Haay.. KORNY
September 12th, 2007 at 02:48:21 PM
ehh… sna po meron kaung matino tino… ksi need ko po yang mga talasalitaan na yan… pra sa project ko…. I need ur help!!!
November 26th, 2007 at 06:21:32 PM
he lo po pwd nyo bang lagyan nang kahulugan.. i mean mga talasalitaan,..
March 6th, 2008 at 03:36:22 PM
very funny nga e…tslgs kasi ang ganda ng joke an iyon
March 6th, 2008 at 03:39:40 PM
i really enjoy reading the talsalitaan ……thay translated it into visaya version nakakatuwa talaga pagnaiintindihan mo ang iyong binabasa:
July 15th, 2008 at 05:52:23 PM
Pathetic naman ito
July 15th, 2008 at 05:52:53 PM
Joke !! Lang Poh
July 15th, 2008 at 05:53:21 PM
Thx Poh add me FS
August 18th, 2008 at 06:39:02 PM
cguro d2 kumukuha ng meaning nya c dagol sa dagsyonary
August 26th, 2008 at 11:00:43 PM
i thought eto yung hinahanap ko.mga talasalitaan for the school. ok lang….some are funny naman.
November 15th, 2008 at 02:18:25 PM
hek hek, bleh auz!!!
November 29th, 2008 at 12:21:13 PM
Alam niyo ba ano ang deskripsyon ng karalitaan?Wala kasi sa diksyonaryo ko,eh…
March 7th, 2009 at 03:44:19 PM
March 7th, 2009 at 03:46:24 PM
soo not funny hinahanap ko lng kung
ano
ibig sabihin ng
nag paulik - ulik
March 7th, 2009 at 03:48:22 PM
h! not so funny
sex
April 2nd, 2009 at 08:48:12 PM
so funny i borrowe it ty!
June 7th, 2009 at 08:05:08 AM
pa add ,,ok naman un kaso wala kwenta hindi magamit sa matinong pagaaral
July 14th, 2009 at 11:02:10 AM
pangit hehe…. sana more joke na kwela
October 12th, 2009 at 02:37:41 PM
korny ng ginawa nyo yuck nyahahahaha!!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 02:50:16 AM
amm.funny??actually..diss vocabulary jokes are nott funny:]].amm..meaning korni mu:P.
November 5th, 2009 at 08:45:18 PM
HellO! pO naKakaTuwa po aNg inyOng mGa tAlasaLitaAn,pero po kAilanGan kO po anG tUlong niYo pO kasi pAra sA aKing pRojeCt.Sana dingin niyO po ako.^_^Ano po ba ang mga kahulugan ng mga sumusunod:
1.asunto
2.tinanuran
3.gulok
4.arnis
5.kabesa
6.agnos
Salamat po at magandang araw po sa inyo.